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ninekingscorrupted:

nerdylittledude:

foxbabies:

rvndy:

hugsandhairtugs:

At the Cal-Neva Lodge in Lake Tahoe, the Nevada/California state line actually runs through the swimming pool.
Fun fact:  Cal-Neva was once co-owned by Frank Sinatra.

This is cool as fuck cause you can tell people you swam from Nevada to California

or that your penis reaches all the way to California

two kinds of people

Two kinds of people
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colfersaurusrex:

I couldn’t care less about your religion or sexual orientation or race or whether you’re a virgin or have slept with 400 people or have done time in jail

but the moment you eat my leftovers without asking that’s when i decide you’re a terrible person

(Source: rexuality, via orgasm)

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otterqueer:

absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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i laughed way too hard at this

(via girlamongthestars)

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thetowndrugdealer:

"you look tired, are you???" 
"no, im just ugly"

(via youwillunderstand)

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mindpalce:

mindpalce:

huntereve18:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

mildly-intoxicated:

my favourite picture on tumblr ever

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD

Threety three

Fourty four

I have realized my mistake

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

(via girlamongthestars)

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abrotion:

when someone makes a big deal out of something stupid

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(via ichasecars)

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sonoci:

do you ever have those moments where you’re catching your friend up on a series and they make a random guess on something that’s going to happen and it’s actually 100% right and you just sit there like

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"MUST NOT LET THEM KNOW"

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